So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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