ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
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I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
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hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
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