a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
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ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
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I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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