i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
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so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
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Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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