Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize