butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
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His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
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Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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