distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
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She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
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I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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