Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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