oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
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I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
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Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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