Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
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Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
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Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
There are leaves in my underwear?
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