Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
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the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
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I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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