I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
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So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
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i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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