the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
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