just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
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I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
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It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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