Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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