Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
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I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
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There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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