it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
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Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
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I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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