youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
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Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
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I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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