Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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