first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
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adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
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There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
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