i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
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I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.