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• (925): View more from California

  "Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..

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• (408): View more from California

  You drunk yet?

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  Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.

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  Cant make any promises.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids

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  Locals Wish Tourists Would Stop Doing These 27 Things

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Someone in a vagina costume on campus.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.

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  I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.

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• (310): View more from California

  I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.

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