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Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it

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(978): Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it http://tfl.nu/eab6

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hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies

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(631): hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies http://tfl.nu/d8pj

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i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something

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(805): i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something http://tfl.nu/ixq2

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My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children

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(303): My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children http://tfl.nu/bm0p

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critical mistake not lubing the nipples

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(816): critical mistake not lubing the nipples http://tfl.nu/tm7j

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I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.

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(269): I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax. http://tfl.nu/b5v2

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As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.

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(720): As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap. http://tfl.nu/ppqd

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I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.

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(423): I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex. http://tfl.nu/g9ms

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have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with

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(804): have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with http://tfl.nu/vxai

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On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.

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(402): On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever. http://tfl.nu/nvjj

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you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker

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(603): you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker http://tfl.nu/4u00

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I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.

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(518): I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face. http://tfl.nu/ha5i

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I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge

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(703): I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge http://tfl.nu/z423

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I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.

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(951): I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day. http://tfl.nu/elsi

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did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?

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(612): did you just take a shot to penises and friendship? http://tfl.nu/wdge

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