Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

wake up i wanna do it froggy style

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited

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(650): View more from California

Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair

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(404): View more from Georgia

what's for breakfast?

(678): View more from Georgia

Advil and throwup

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories

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(954): View more from Florida

i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how

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(563): View more from Iowa

He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.

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(206): View more from Washington

You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.

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