you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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