We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
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I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
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Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
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