At least make sure they are 18
Why
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
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i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
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I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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