it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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