Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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