I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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