This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
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