Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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