its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Your tits are I can't wait for
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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