Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
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I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
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Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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