Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
She's the barista slut.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
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Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
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The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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