Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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