another moral hangover. fuck.
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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