his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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