Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
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We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
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He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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