Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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