She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
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The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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