Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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