did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
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I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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