Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
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I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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