the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
