we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
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omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
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I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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