I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Randomize
