i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Randomize
