What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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