just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
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just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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