I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
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my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
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Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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