My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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