the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
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