Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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