So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
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I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
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Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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