Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
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He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
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Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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